First Intorduction (the first trial entry)

This blog is to my friends, the bla bla bla blabbers. I must first adress the Miniature Man, my blogging four-foot roommate Kris whose added pressures in the doorstep scene after our double date yesterday makes our simple anxieties in such a scenario seem trivial. Can you imagine being four-foot tall with a 5'3'' girl and having to decide whether the typical end-of-date hug would be even physically possible? While the rest of us males have to re-evaluate the transpiring event that take place during the date in making an executive decision in our door step scene--whether that be a simple handshake, hug, or the over-zealous unfathomable kiss--Kris has to overturn the idea of a less-comfortable and more-awkward handshake with the physical implications of some two-head close proximity symbol of affection that has to be precisely calculated based on female-height ratio to his own. That makes a certain female height range awkwardly impossible, and trying to guess or judge any girl's hope for such an event must be unbearingly difficult! You see, when a male is largely taller than a girl, a simple tippie-toe reach to hug or kiss a boy at the doorstep is actually a desirable and passionate situation, one you see in all the movies and could quite possibly accompany the infamous leg pop. However, on the reverse side, a girl having to bend down for a boy to hug or kiss her is less socially desirable because it is less seen. You would think that many girls would be more excited to have a change in their affection pattern with such an unlikely position. So how do we change this situation? Should we work in the social networks to increase understanding and acceptance of shorter men and the female-bend-to-hug or kiss doorstep scene? No, that would take too long...and it wouldn't be that much fun.

No, instead we first lobby to President Obama to keep taking more money from the federal reserve to make our country completely dependent upon the executive branch. Then we allow him to socialize the country's institutions by giving him as much of our money as possible through taxation so that his cabinet will have all the resources they need to use coercion, theft, and bribery to obtain supreme power and absorb all the government branches into one, making monarchal power possible. Then we elect him King. However, as we do this, we keep back some of the our own money, but only enough to hire Jason Bourne to plug Obama in a helpless moment. Then we elect Kris to be King. Kris will play off all uneasiness of the people through a year of buying off his subjects with bubble gum and groceries, for which we will all so humble learn to love him for. Once he has the support of the people, we move forward to change. We use the people's taxes for technology to make feet implants. Once this is accomplished and in a moment of the nation's complete dependence, we allow Kris to make an executive order. This suggests that all two-year old males have their legs amputated at the knees and feet re-emplaced on the knee stubs. All taller men will eventually die off and though unable to walk appropriately, the next generation of males will be shorter than their female counterparts, and the superficial social constructs of the taller-man to shorter female stygma will be eradicated.